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Thursday, December 30, 2010

Bucket List IV

Via Fancy and Shmancy
(The new additions are at the bottom under the line.)
  • Spend New Year's Eve in Times Square
  • Scuba dive
  • Stargaze under the biggest sky on the darkest night
  • Attend ComicCon
  • Roadtrip to Maine and/or Canada
  • Have a restaurant give me food for singing
  • Be on the radio, sometime, somehow 
  • Be in a choreographed performance of "Beat It"
  • Get myself a motorcycle license.
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  • Host a huge blanket fort slumber party a la Troy and Abed in Community (Season 2, Episode 9).  It will be complete with pillow fights, hide and seek, sodas and popcorn, card games, and some great movie like Lion King.  You are totally invited.
  • Audition and be cast in a community theatre show.  Preferably more than as an extra. 
  • Be a camp counselor.  For real.  This has been one of my desires for years.  I was given a pair of the Chacos for Christmas (thanks, you two), and now I have no excuse.  I really, really, really want to be a camp counselor.  So bad.
  • So.  Bad.
Abed: We're too big for this, aren't we?
Troy: Yeah...  But if we went two pillows higher in the corner we could vault the ceiling!
Please watch this clip.  It's so worth it.
Season 2, Episode 9 "Conspiracy Theories and Soft Defenses"


Human Moment #68

This one's just a mini moment, but it made both of us smile.

I was calling my insurance to cancel my policy, and the lady on the other end was, as expected, very routine about the whole deal.  "And what is your policy number?"
"[..] Four, six, and... um, "v" as in... vulcan."
"Haha.  Never heard that one before."
We continued with everything else as normal as you please, but I felt a special unspoken connection with her the whole 6 and a half minutes.

"Vulcan" was the only V word I could think of, honest.

Monday, December 13, 2010

Beautiful Things!

Guys!  Guys!  Mr. Gene and his wife totally love me!  And!  I love them back!  It's so cool to go to over to their house and to feel completely welcomed and appreciated.  Very sweet indeed.  The first time I went over for editing, he greeted me happily and asked if I wanted anything to eat or to drink.  I denied at first, but, after thinking a bit more, I asked for a glass of water.  He brought the drink over to me and said, "I put a bit of vodka in there, too."  Just for kicks!  What a hilarious dude!

An hour or so later, when we were in the throes of our editing, he asked again.  "You sure you don't want some hard candy?"  No, no thank you. He pops one into his mouth.  "Keeps me sweet... while I'm turning to a hard maniac." (He hasn't struck me as the maniac type yet.)

Today we finished all the editing of his Vietnam tablets.  I'm also going to be typing up two other short stories and an introduction for him as well as editing a series of stories about his father!  This is the super-super cool part.  Get this!  His father... was a hobo!  for real!  From 12 to 17, his dad was a hobo!  I've gotten to read two of the stories so far, and I am in love with them.  I can't wait to share a couple with you!

First, though, here's the conclusion to the one posted from before.

(Bart, continued)
Even though only a week had passed since the division had arrived, already hovels were springing up, roads were being cut and the pattern for this small city that would eventually arise was well established.  It was nicknamed the “Golf Course” in memory of better times in more pleasant places.  No golf would be played here; only more serious games.

The first lift was on its way.  They were scheduled to arrive at the LZ’s precisely two minutes after Bart and his aerial artillery had prepared the LZ’s.  The crackle of commands crowded the radio frequencies and everything was going as scheduled.

Bart made contact with the C and C (Command and Control) chopper and at 0812 began the preparatory fire.

While the 2nd Platoon prepared the LZ’s, firing around the edges of the tree lined LZ’s, Bart and Sam took aim on the suspected machine gun position.

 Sam was flying, relieving Bart for his command function.  He began his run at 1,500 feet above ground level (AGL) and dove pointing the gunship at the exact coordinates given to them by S2.

At 1,200 feet AGL he released the first pair of rockets.  Slightly left of target, he adjusted accordingly.  Strange orange-green baseballs were flying by him on all sides.  He didn’t have time to analyze what these unfamiliar objects were as his mind was totally immersed in bringing his rockets to bear on his target.

Each pair was closer to his intended target until finally he was dead on.  He switched the selector switch to four pair and again pressed the red fire button on the cyclic control.

            The right rocket streaked towards the target and exploded in a fiery frenzy exactly where Sam had intended.  The orange baseballs stopped.

“Bullseye!” said  Sam, justifiably proud of his gunnery as he began his break.
“Not bad, pad’nah.  Not bad a’tall—especially under fire,” answered Bart coolly.

“What fire?” questioned Sam.

“Pad’nah, those orange-green things flying by were tracers from a 14.5, and I got to hand it to you, Sam, you just held it steady as a rock.  Cool Hand Luke.”  Bart laughed.

  “Damn! You mean those bastards were shooting back?  Sure as hell ain’t like Benning.”   Sam, suddenly relieved, laughed with Bart.

Meanwhile, the first lift was dropping its load of infantry into the landing zone.  “Armed Falcon 66 this is Skyhawk 6 – over.”  This was the Brigade Commander in the C.C shopper.

“This is Armed Falon 66 – over.”

“Roger.  We’ve got a hot LZ here.  Recommend you bounce another section or two until we get things settled down.”

“Wilco.”  On Battalion frequency, Bart bounced the 1st Platoon and then called the 2nd Platoon leader who was above the LZ.

“64 this is 66, status please.”

“Roger, 66, we’ve still got about twelve rockets each, but, at the rate we’re going, we’ll be dry soon.”

“Ok 64, help is on the way.”

“66 and 64, this is 64 Alpha, over.”  This was the call sign of the 1st section leader of 2nd Platoon.  Both Bart and his 2nd platoon leader acknowledged.

“Got a small problem here.  Took some fire on the second pass and my controls seem to be getting a bit stiffer.”

Six four Alpha was Capt. Pete Brokaw former Syracuse right guard and his copilot was Capt. Steve Stumpf who wrestled varsity at West Point.  If the controls were stiff for those two…

“64 Alpha this is 66.  Try your auxiliary hydraulics.”

“Roger, we’ve already tried.  Doesn’t seem to help much.”

“Ok, turn heading 180°.  We’ll be there in a minute.”

A dirt road ran north/south in the middle of Happy Valley.  A small stream roughly paralleled the road and crossed its path several times.  At these crossings, the bridge had been destroyed so the road would dip five or six feet to ford the stream before rising back to the mean valley level.  Refugees were already streaming down the road fleeing the fighting a few miles north.

“64 Alpha, 66.  How are things holding up?”

“Not too good, 66.  Seems to be getting progressively worse.”  There was no panic in the voice, only concern.

“Roger.  We’re going down to clear the folks off the road and I want you to make a running landing.  We’ll pick you up and carry you home.  Skyhawk 6 have you been monitoring?”

“Roger, Armed Falcon 66.  We’ll get a platoon over there to protect your bird until you can get a crane to lift it out.”

“Thanks, 6.”

Bart and Sam buzzed the road sending refugees scattering.  They landed nearby and by wild gesturing got the remaining refugees off the dirt roadway as 64 Alpha began their shallow approach.  Bart and Sam stood together beside their still running ship and watched.  Both were still attached to the radio by the communication cord of their helmets.

“Bart, I think they’re going to land short in that dip,” Sam observed.

“I’m afraid you’re right, Sam,” said Bart watching the wounded gunship only about ten feet off the ground now headed toward the arroyo-like dip.  Suddenly the gunship lurched as the pilots fought to keep it out of the hazard.  Their flight now dangerously slow, the tail swung right and into a lovely palm.  The entire tail section became detached dropping crazily to the ground.

Now in a wild flight, the helicopter began to spin.  The door gunner came flying out the door but, tethered by a crew chief harness, was soon lurched back inside like a human yoyo.  Bart and Sam stood frozen with their mouths agape.  They watched as the spinning helicopter flew overhead and, with its nose pointed straight earthward, disappeared over a hill.

“Let’s go, Sam!” shouted Bart jumping back into his seat.  And, with Sam beside him, both convinced that they’d be picking up remains in a helmet, they flew over the small hill behind which the crash had surely taken place.

And there beside the foreshortened Huey stood two angrily cursing captains, a shaking crew chief, and an infantryman as pale as a ghost.

“Well I’ll be…” said Sam as they landed beside the wreck.

“Skyhawk 6, this is Armed Falcon 66.  Save your platoon, 64 Alpha didn’t leave enough aircraft to save so we’re going to destroy it here.  I’ll take them to base and be back ASAP.”

“Roger, 66.  Is the crew alright?”

“Everybody’s A-OK.  Somebody up there must have been watchin’ out awful close.  Out.”

The rain had stopped, and the sky began to clear.  The first operation, despite its hairy moments, had been successful and a Special Forces Camp was established in Happy Valley.  Capts. Brokaw and Stumpf were awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross though both knew that they had not a damn thing to do with landing that bird.  No, someone or something else had taken the controls.

"Needless to say the rainy season sucked at the Golf Course ....
RVN September 1965 (An Khe) Image courtesy of Ed Lemp"
Via:  VHPA Museum

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 Aaaand...
Look!  I've found beautiful things to share!

A list of happy December things.

I must paint my walls like this before I die.

Gotta love ninjas.  (Or else they'll kill you in your sleep.)  (I kid, I kid.)  (No really, look behind you.)

Millie and I saw this wallet at Blue Skies in Chattanooga.  I instantly fell for it.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Bucket List III + Links

Bucket List developments.
(The new additions are at the bottom under the line.)
  • Spend New Year's Eve in Times Square
  • Scuba dive
  • Stargaze under the biggest sky on the darkest night
  • Attend ComicCon
  • Roadtrip to Maine and/or Canada
  • Have a restaurant give me food for singing
  • Be on the radio, sometime, somehow 
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  • Be in a choreographed performance of "Beat It," just for the heck of it, and because my small dance group only did lyrical choreography to contemporary Christian music instead of getting to perform "Thriller" like previous groups
  • Get myself a motorcycle license.
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Family dinners bring the best quotes.
All four of us got to have dinner together this evening.  This means that we got to laugh our heads off for a while over food.  The most memorable episode began when Dad pretended to be frustrated with whatever we girls were jabbering about.  "I'm going to my happy place now," he says.  He closes his eyes, and tilts his head as he pretends to imagine breezy palm trees and tasty desserts.  My sister and I immediately begin to question him about his happy place.  Where is it?  What's it look like?  Can we come?
"No, you can't come to my happy place.  You can't get in."
"What, do you have a bouncer?"
 "Yes."
"What's he like?"
"He's mean and angry."
"Will he let us in because we're cute?"
This pestering doesn't get us anywhere far, so I pretend to go to my own happy place.  Taylor gets real quiet, too.  Finally, Mom pipes in:  "This is my happy place, when I stay here and all of you go to your own happy place."
Zinger.
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Have you ever wondered how globes are made?
Okay, Harry Potter fans, here are two fun things that should make you smile.  A Wand TV Remote and a Wand Activated Candle.
This is a lady's sweet response when asked what one thing she would save if her house was on fire.
Happy photo by Rich Anderson

    Tuesday, November 30, 2010

    Vietnam War stories from Gene

    I've finished typing all four tablets of Mr. Gene's war stories.  He called me yesterday to make sure we were clear on the issue of sharing his stories.  He told me that, as long as his stories aren't published, it's no problem at all to have my family and friends read them.  It will probably be a different story once he gets them into a book and official.  He also told me about how he's writing an introduction for his book, too, and he asked if I would be willing to type it out for another $50.  I couldn't turn him down.  The last thing he wanted to tell me was how these are real stories, but he doesn't like the idea of writing stories about himself, so would I please change the name of his character to Sam Walker.  "Let me know if you think of a better name..." he said.
     "Oh, no, I like that.  Sam Walker."
    "I always wanted to be named Sam Walker, but my mother never did anything to change it."
    "Well now you can live out your dream through your stories."
    He laughed and agreed.

    Ladies and gentlemen, here is a story from Sam Walker.  (My favorite lines in the whole work are those last two sentences.)
    Bart
    A persistent early morning rain dripped from a slate gray sky.  Helicopters lined both sides of the An Khe airstrip and men were slowly stirring to cook their breakfast of C Rations over low fires.  Other fires from halved oil drums serving as latrines were burning nearer the perimeter.  These brought a foul smelling smoke drifting across the entire strip.

    “Damn!  Sure wish they’d wait till after breakfast for the crap cremation,” groaned Sam to no one in particular.

    Bart stood about ten feet away, shaving out of his helmet, the white lather a stark contrast to a dull gray/green scene.

    “They seen their duty and they done it,” said Bart wiping the lather from around his ears.  “Ah, where else but in the beautiful Central Highlands of lovely Southeast Asia, and all this sponsored by the United States Army.”

    Bart was the C.O. of Charlie Battery, Aerial Artillery – Gunships.  He was a major and his command consisted of Regular Army Captains and non-drafted professional solders.  Discipline was not a problem.  Bart knew this and treated his men with the respect they had earned.

    “Sam, brew me up some coffee and if you don’t mind, smear some grape jelly on the cracker.  I’m going down the line and make sure everybody’s up.  Thanks.”

    He smiled as he pulled on his fatigue shirt, barely hearing Sam mumble something about not being the frigging cook.

    Sam was recognized as being the unit’s second best pilot.  Bart was the best.  Sam had finished first in his helicopter instrument school class and indeed had set a record for both academic performance and flight performance.  His record still stands.

    Everyone was up, and most were ready.  Some were conducting their pre-flight inspection and others were already loading their 2.75” rockets.  A few kidded Bart about not being a good example by sleeping in so late.

    How can morale and esprit be so high in these men when things were the worst, thought Bart.  Back at Benning (Fort Benning, Georgia) where they had trained, conditions were far better but morale only mediocre.  Now after forty-five seasick days on the Baltic Ocean and a week sleeping in pup tents, shallow bunkers and under helicopters, suddenly these men were ready to take on the world.  How do you figure?

    A few minutes later he briefed the aircraft commander on the morning’s air assault.

    “Ok, this is a biggee,” he began.  “Eventually, by the second lift, an entire brigade will be involved.  The LZ’s, as you can see, are at the northern end of Happy Valley.  As usual, we’ll provide the preparatory fires and then orbit until the LZ’s are secure.  We’ll take five of the ten ships here, Gen and I plus 2nd Platoon.”  Each platoon had four choppers – two sections.

    “We’ll expand half load for preparatory fires and heap a half of our orbit.  GZ’s not sure of the size of the VC force but could be as much as a battalion.  An L-19 was hit by some 14.5 millimeter anti-aircraft fire over the area, so be on guard.”  Actually, Sam and he were going to attack that target during the preparation.

    “Ok, frequency for F1 (Fire net) is 35.6 fm.  Also be up on Battalion Flight net on UHF and no listening to AFN on the way.”  The pilots laughed and made their way back to watch this aircraft.  Like most professionals, they appeared relaxed, but their minds were already rehearsing the violent scenes ahead.

    Promptly at 0755 Bart got the radio message to crank.  “Fire in the hole!” Sam shouted as he pressed the starter button.  Slowly the blades began to rotate picking up speed as the engine caught.  In a few seconds, optimum RPM had been reached and he picked up to a hover.  He swung the tail ninety degrees right so that Bart could see that every one was ready.

    They were flying UHIB (Hueys) with XM-3 rocket pods loaded with thirty-six High Explosive (HE) 2.75 inch rockets.  On each door hung an M-60 machine gun manned by the crew chief on the left and an infantryman attached to the unit on the right.  These were used to provide suppressive fires as the gunships were breaking from their rocket runs.  Most people think that shooting a helicopter down would be as easy as shooting ducks, but it’s much harder when the ducks are shooting back.

    As the gaggle of gunships rose above the tree line and began heading east, the jungle clearing serving as the division base camp appeared on their left.
     
    "Oh Shit!  This is NOT the place to be stopped.  East Bound from Pleiku to QuiNhon, truck on the An Khe pass loses its brakes, takes a curve too fast and overturns....  This is, most certainly, a VERY bad development"
    Image: Steve Shepard vie VHPAMuseum

    Saturday, November 27, 2010

    Human moments #s 62-67 (or I Could Have Died)

    Hu·man mo·ment: -noun a time when you connect with a stranger on a more personal level than usual so as to develop at least a minimal friendship and better understanding of one another.

    I had 4 minutes left of work on Monday when an elderly gentleman came to my register. "Hello, Lindsay, I'm Gene Walker."
    "Oh, hello, Mr. Gene. Can I help you?"
    "Did I meet you last week?"
    "I don't believe so."
    "Well, I met a young lady like yourself, affable and all, and she liked to type."
    "Um, I don't know who you met, but... I like to type."
    He continues. "I'm a Vietnam veteran, and I'm wanting someone to type out some of my writings for me."
    "Would this be with through our copy and print department?"  We type pages for customers at an outrageous price.  $60 per full page.
    "No.  This would be independent," he said directly.
    "Weeeell, I get off in 4 minutes. How about I come find you when I get off work?"
    "Ok."

    I quickly found him once I clocked out and he said, "Wanna get some coffee?" I briefly thought about how strange this could be, but I said sure. We were trying to figure out where to get coffee since he didn't care for Starbucks because it's so fancy, and we settled on Burger King, but he didn't know how to get there. He said we could both go in my car. I briefly thought about how young ladies aren't really supposed to give rides to strange old men, but I said okay.

    (Before you jump to conclusions, I promise that all this brief thinking does not get me hurt.  This is a happy story, albeit one where the heroine could have been killed.)

    We walked over to my Explorer, and he points out his new Fusion to me as we pass it. "Ooh, it's beautiful," I say.
    "Well, then we could take my car."
    "All right!" I say without hesitation.  As we got in and as we were putting on our seat belts, I began rethinking my choice and I was hoping he didn't have any guns or knives.  I know, I know. It's terribly unwise, but I trusted him. That sounds so weird and foolish, but we had formed some kind of connection in the 25 minutes that we knew each other.  And, his beard was really cool.
     
    Seriously, this is what Mr. Gene did.  He also got to fly John Wayne!
    Anyway, at Burger King, he opened the door for me in gentlemanly fashion and bought my coffee, then we sat down to talk. He told me about how he had graduated from the University of Arkansas with a degree in geology, but he couldn't do much with that, so he went into the Army for 20 years as a helicopter pilot. "I never lost a soldier. I'm very proud of that." After the Army, he went into business management, became a professor @ Clayton State where he taught economics, management, leadership, and basic computer, and then he retired.  I told him about myself (family, education, work) at his request, and, really, I just enjoyed chatting with him over coffee.  I also felt just a little sheepish because the story of my life was only 22 years long instead of 73; I didn't have much to say.

    Eventually he said, "Well, now, I want you to talk with your parents about all this, or your brother or whoever... and here's my driver's license, military license, and my health insurance (now you know how old i am)... The next step would be for you to follow me to my house to pick up the manuscripts. I sure hope Barbara [my wife] is home..." I explained to him that I'd be calling my parents as soon as I got into my own car to follow him on the way to his house, and I did. When I got a hold of my dad on the phone, I told him all the information I knew.  I gave him Gene's address, told him that Gene had purchased his new Fusion from the dealer shown on his "Applied for" tag, etc.  Dad listened very quietly and, when I finished, said, "Well, I'm trusting God.  Be safe.  Call me when you get there, and when you leave.  I love you."
    "I love you, too, Dad," I said smiling.
     
    Mr. Gene took me back to work so I could get my own car, and I followed him to his house which was only 5 minutes away in a thankfully familiar neighborhood. His wife was at home, and she was so pleased to see me! She was glad Mr. Gene had found someone to do the typing for these precious treasures, and she asked me about myself and asked me to sit down. Very friendly.

    After chatting with Mrs. Walker, Mr. Gene went over pricing and logistics with me. He offered to get a legal document for all this, but he told me that, the way he sees it, he's purchased my skill of typing. There would need to be a deadline, but he was willing to let me set it, and the price would be at least $200. He told me that, if the project took more time than expected, I could haggle up, but $200 was the floor. "And be sure to spend this money on something for yourself. You gotta pay yourself sometime."
    "Deal."
    So now I have two new friends and four tablets of Vietnam stories on the table beside me.  I've already typed out the largest two, and I'm really happy with my quick progress.  It's been so interesting to read and to be absorbed in what was happening to Mr. Gene.  His stories shocked me, intrigued me, and made me laugh.

    Tada!  Isn't that a wild and cool story?  I love it when things happen like that, when they just fall into your lap and you don't get screwed for being spontaneous and carefree.

    I talked with three of my friends after the fact, all guys, and all of them chastised me for getting in the car with this stranger, but they all laughed a bit, too.  At least, I hope they all did.  One of these conversations led to discussing human moments a bit more, and I wondered: how many people who sit alone at the coffee shop want to be interrupted?  Good question.  I know I would like to be.  I'd be very interested to hear your thoughts on the matter.

    Tuesday, November 23, 2010

    Bucket List II

    (The new additions are at the bottom under the line.)
    • Spend New Year's Eve in Times Square
    • Scuba dive
    • Stargaze under the biggest sky on the darkest night
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    • Attend ComicCon
    • Roadtrip to Maine and/or Canada
    • Have a restaurant give me food for singing
    • Be on the radio, sometime, somehow
    Now this sixth one... vocal quality hopefully won't matter.  In my imagination, it will be the moxy and the spunk it takes to sing in front of the ice cream dipper that will hopefully convince them to give me some mint chocolate chip for free, not sounding like Mariah Carey.

    P.s.  You'd think after two English courses with Dr. Jones, I'd have learned how to site my sources...  The wisdom from my last post came directly from Millie Jones, accompanied by perfect timing, I might add.

    Monday, November 8, 2010

    Bucket list

    I've been inspired.

    Bucket lists aren't necessarily supposed to be completely accomplishable, right?  Why bother dreaming if you don't dream big?  So here are a few things I want to do before I die.

    • Spend New Year's Eve in Times Square
    • Scuba dive (preferably in the Great Barrier Reef)
    • Stargaze under the biggest sky on the darkest night -  I guess that means Montana, but there are other big skies out there, too, so I'm not that picky.

      Friday, October 29, 2010

      Project: Journal

      I'm mod podged my new journal!  (Here's my previous one.)  It took me a pretty long time to get things right on the canvas, and I wasn't as pleased with it at first, but it's finished, it's good, and it's growing on me.

      I started with this puppy...

       Before : Lindsay

       ...made my room very, very messy...

      Creating my journal : Lindsay Eryn

      Wednesday, September 29, 2010

      Memorable customers

      Yesterday, I told a 67-year old man that, no, I have to slide your card up here at my register for credit instead of in the card reader pad which was asking for his PIN.  He actually told me, "Whatever.  I'll just do debit."

      Twice this afternoon, customers said to me, "Let me ask you a question," and I answered, "Deep fried!"  We laughed.

      A middle aged dude commented on how some coupon wasn't working.  I told him it was just me being mean to people.  He told me, "You don't have a mean bone in your body."  I judo chopped his collarbone to prove him wrong.  No, I'm kidding; I smiled instead.  We actually had a fine time.

      We found Michael Jackson's greatest hits on one of the computers we sell.  Naturally, we turn that up and the (lame) store music down so that we can enjoy ourselves a bit more.  This is awesome.

      Today I saw one lady slightly grooving to the MJ music, one man start singing along, and one mother make her baby dance.  This is awesomer.

      Monday, February 22, 2010

      My journal

      I've been wanting to post some photos of my journal that I decoupaged! i wanted it to look something like a field journal, and I think I captured that idea pretty well! I'm very pleased with it. Here it is, my moleskine journal!


      My DIY collage journal : Lindsay Eryn