Totally the Coolest Find in Seoul: Alice in Wonderland English Park

September 26, 2012 Edit

I went back to the location of Alice Land just 3 days ago to find it turned to rubble.  Unfortunately, the demolition was complete with only a lonesome sunflower statue left to smile over the sad scene.  I'm sorry, but this abandoned theme park is no more.

Over near Yangjae stream, in the Culture and Arts Park (문화예술공원), lies Alice Park, an Alice in Wonderland themed English park.  Korean children would come and chat and play games, all in English, with foreign English speakers and other helpers.  The pictures I've seen look like an interesting weekend venture, and I bet it was fun to work there, too (no report cards, for one thing), but the place looks like this now.

Dilapidated, abandoned, overgrown, and begging for trespassers.  There aren't even any signs telling people to keep out!

(The next few paragraphs contain location details and links to other pictures, so if you want to get down to the nitty gritty, just scroll ahead.  I won't be offended.)

I first read about it in a Seoul magazine, then I looked it up and found some helpful blogs.  Seoul Suburban told about other attractions nearby (the brewery was not much of a brewery and is not worth your time, by the way). Chopsticks, Rice, Us shows pictures from a year earlier when the park was not yet destroyed (it's cool to see the difference between their pictures and mine).  Expat Advisory has an article from 2005 when the park was actually in use.  And, if you're looking for a few more pictures of what the park used to like, there's a few more (and a nice map of the park) at My Korean Buddy.

Here it is on the map.  Ish.  You want to go to where the green arrow is (pay no attention to the "A" marker).  This place isn't in Yangjae Citizens Park, it's to the west of it, but it's in that huge green area to the west of the two streets/bridges there.  I call them street/bridges because they look like streets only if you're on the street.  If you've walking a level lower like I was, they look like bridges.  Of course.  I walked along the stream and under the bridges then entered the Culture and Arts park right at the second bridge through a gated entrance.  I followed the first path I found around the edge of the park heading back East, and we eventually saw what looked to be strange rabbit ears.  They led us right to the park.

My friend Blake and I explored the grounds a couple weeks ago in July 2012.  A few park-goers were nearby Alice Park, but they never took any notice of us except to tell us that we could get water from a certain water fountain.  So, without much decorum (and only a little anxiety from myself), we slipped inside behind the doors and broken down card soldiers to an eerie and amazing place of the absurd.

The entrance.  Really, the perimeter wasn't secure at all.  There were large gaps between the things that I think were supposed to keep people out.  Maybe the locals respected the shoddy effort at restriction, but I considered it a dare to come inside.

Our only observers

Like any good 20-somethings, we whipped out our cameras. 

All over the park were these interesting chairs.  They looked like fairy monster thrones to me.   Blake was much better at looking ominous in them.

Fairy Monster Throne of Doom

The craft room

We took turns leading through the mazes and jungles.  As a side note: save a few strays, the only mosquito bites I've gotten all summer came from our Alice Park escapade.  Those dirty bugs.

It's not usual that you see Blake's face of pure amazement, but this one was very real.  For inside the building was...

We were not expecting this.

The ceiling.

Just wow.

And, for those of you who might think this place was all play and no work even in its heyday, here's a snapshot of what really went down in this room.  I think children had to pick up these balls and make sentences with the words they found.

I'd be a little morose, too.

I suggested that this is why the park is abandoned.

Staff party

Overgrown

Some areas required more caution than others.

A building shaped like a cat
He seemed a little too pleased to see us.

A building shaped like a shoe
This one was locked.

This is where the party happens.  Obviously.  Not sure if the soju bottles were left by folks who might should be putting the park back in order or by people like us who found an awesome place for a tea party.

More fairy monster thrones
Reminded me of some counsel that would meet in Mirkwood or something...

The caterpillar and his pipe

What kind of English were they teaching here, anyway?

This was in the room I assume was the director's office.  It was sitting on a bench across from a desk with a printer.  And I know it's not exciting, but let this be a testament of all the cool things that we found undisturbed and that Blake and I honorably left undisturbed.  'Cause, man, would that print look awesome in my living room.

Blake found toys.

I found a reflective surface.

And then there were many.

There was a beautiful clock collection.  This picture shows only a few.
Among these clocks, there were loads of other things left from the park's working days as well as personal affects of workers.  Work boots, a scarf and hat, papers, craft supplies, printers, office chairs, broken keyboards, a mess of keys, business cards, all untouched.  I'll say again that I'm pretty impressed by the other trespassers who went before us for leaving the place in such fine condition.  

Mirrors and clocks

Good bye See you
Alice Park
Johnny Depp's looking stranger than usual.

And, as always, CCTV!

If you're ever looking for an adventure in Seoul during your week-long summer vacation, you've found your mission.  I hope this place will still be here in a few years.  Just imagine what it will look like then!

This is what Alice Park looked like when I saw it after the demolition crews got to it.  The only salvageable thing I found was a retro clock face (the one you can see above with the blue frame, actually).  Now I really wish I hadn't been so respectful about leaving everything where I found it, because if all those clocks were destroyed, it would be a shame.

Couple Wear: I have a plan.

As I've said before, I've slowly become a fanatic for couple wear.  Couple tees, couple pajamas, couple shirts, not so much couple rings (cuz you might as well be saving for on with a rock on it), but pretty much everything else.  By the way, there's also plenty of couple inner wear for sale here, too...

I visited my friend Drew in his city of Chuncheon this weekend.  This city is known in Korea as its city of love all because of a certain Korean drama that was filmed there.  Winter Sonata.  There are statues and posters and Christmas lights all over the city in commemoration.  There are also loads and loads of wedding shops and I can only assume that couples come here to try and wish upon the happiness of the couple in Winter Sonata for their own relationship.

Drew and I were walking through the underground mall and eye shopping and chatting.  We commented on the couple wear we saw modeled on the mannequins, and I told him how I feel about the whole idea.  I also told him I'm pretty sure that, if I ever want to go matchy-matchy with anyone, it's probably going to be my dog since my boyfriend Caleb wouldn't be caught dead wearing the same clothes as me.

Just then, though, we passed some really suave outfits and Drew said something brilliant.  What if I give Caleb a really nice set of clothes, something really cool and flattering (he looks fantastic in blues).  I could suggest that he wear it on our next date, and then just show up wearing the same thing!  Surprise Couple Ninja Sneak Attack!

Maybe something like this?

Images via Wholesale7.net

Think it'll work?  :)

Couple Wear!

Couple tees, couple shoes, and couple rings seems to be a strictly Asian (and possibly strictly Korean) thing.  Every once in a while, I'll peruse the popular couple wear sites for some new things I'll never get to wear but that I still like to look at.  (And, yeah, I want to wear some of these.)  Here are some favorites from this season.

"2012 Summer Romantic Love Heart Couple T-shirt In White"

Isn't it adorable how the shirts fit together?  ^^

From Wholesale7

"Summer Vogue Dinosaur Pattern Short Sleeve Couple Tees"

Dude, yes.

From Wholesale7

"New Fashion Trim Collar One-button Couple Suits"

For the more preppy couples.

From Wholesale7

"Korea Fashion Casual Shirt and Pantskirt Couple Shirts"

Going casual?  You're covered.

From Wholesale7

"Hot Sale Round Neck Number 7 Printing Long Sleeve Couple Shirts"

They look like they don't care if you like their style or not.

From Wholesale7

"2012 New Multi-way Plaid Couple Hooded Coats"

For the edgier side of the cutesy couples

From Wholesale7

"Summer Hot Sale Color Block Short Sleeve Couples Suits"

There is too much pink.  Too much pink.

From Wholesale7

"Women Short Sleeve Dress and Men Short Sleeve Tee"

But isn't this set nice?  I mean really? 

From Wholesale7

Would you ever wear couple wear?  Do you have any ideas for how to convince my boyfriend to wear it with me?  

New Korean Bucket List

I've made a Korean Bucket List before, but even with 3 out of 4 of those things completed, there's still much more to do.

Here's the next round up of things I want to do while I can.

• Try the Three-cheese milkshake at Deli Heinzburg
  Completed! It was delicious.  I have an affinity for all dairy products that are cheese-flavored now.  They are so good.  Think sweet butter or cheesecake.  Yum.
• Get up the guts to ask if I can take a picture of couples wearing couple tees
• Freakin' go to Namsan Tower!
  Also completed!  And highly recommended.  Can you believe it took me a whole year to make it to the most recognizable landmark in Seoul?
  

• Visit the French district in Seoul and get some delicious food
• Sneak into the abandoned Alice in Wonderland English theme park to snap pictures
  I did this last week and had a fun time trespassing and not getting caught.
  (Done!)
• Perform in krump
  I plan on writing about my experience with krump more, but know that I've gotten better since I started.
• Visit my friend Drew in Chuncheon
  This is scheduled for two weekends from now, and I'm really looking forward to it.  It's always a treat to see Drew and also to get out of Seoul.  It's going to be a double whammy of awesome.
  (Also done!)
• Visit China Town in Incheon
  When I went to pick up Caleb at the airport for his visit, I made a stupid mistake and took the subway to Incheon station, not Incheon International Airport station.  I had to take a 30-minute bus to get to where I needed to be (it cost me a lot of stress), but before I got onto the bus, I stood in wonder at the entrance to China town which was coincidentally right in front of the exit I happened to step out of.  I had a fleeting idea of letting Caleb wait a little bit while I explored.  Of course that idea didn't last long, but I do want to go back and check it out.